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May 21, 2005
Shooting the shit with Mr. reality distortion field
ME: Yo Jobs! Hows it hangin?
Steve Jobs: Who are you? Where did you get my number?
ME: I got it from Bill's rolodex, anyway I got an idea to lay on you - you ready?
SJ: Bill doesnt use a rolodex, he uses iLife, I was over last weekend upgrading it for him, you know how bad he is with computers.... wait who did you say you were?
ME: I'm your saviour Stevie boy. I know what your next insanely great thing is.
SJ: really? You been reading Mac Insider again?
ME: Nah, nah, good old inspiration. Lizzin up buddy - your next OS..
SJ: yeah...
ME: call it OS Y
SJ: uh?
ME: then you can have a nifty slogan - SWITCHING? YNOT?
SJ: err.. I dont think so...
ME: OK,ok. Why not bring out a different version for teenage boys - call it OS XXX. You do all that accessibility shit real good so you could build in all sorts of shotcuts to make it easier to surf the net one-handed you know?
SJ: WTF?
ME: The sogan could be - THINK DEVIANT
SJ: ....
ME: Whatcha think?
SJ: I'm loving it. Have you got a passport?
ME: Yeah baby, first class?
SJ: No worries - blondes or brunettes?
ME: uh?
SJ: Hostesses dude, hostesses
ME: :)
Posted by dottie at May 21, 2005 11:51 PM