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September 27, 2004
fucked again...
An open letter to an ex-client
Dear Fuckface,Due to the somewhat 'fiery' nature of our business relationship, the fact that you cannot open your mouth without lying to me, insulting me or threatening to destroy my business, plus the fact that you never pay your invoices on time, and that I constantly have to be reminded that you are NOT exempt from VAT, coupled with your questionable personal habits, irritating demeanour and gag-inducing arrogance and egotism, I have come to a decision.
Should you come to me looking for a quote on a job, even if I am facing starvation or eviction, I will find myself far too busy.
I know you think that you are a 'successful businessman' and consider yourself something of a mover and shaker, but trust me, you are a very small (and very smelly) fish in a reeking cesspit full of other very small fish that enjoy nothing better than fucking each other over and making kissy kissy noises on the anuses of slightly larger, even stinkier fishes.
I firmly believe that what goes around comes around. Much as I would love to hang around to see the day it finally does 'comes around' and watch you crash and burn in a spectacular fashion, I have better things to do like waxing fruit or reading the small print on packets of ready brek.
The next time I see you will hopefully be in court as a character witness against you in your prosecution.
Good bye and good riddance.
Not for anyone in particular, just practicising like....
Comments
Denise
*lol* Loved the open letter - perhaps you could run a side business writing scathing letters. Maybe you would like write one to my previous employer who provided toilet facilities ( after many years of having no toilet on the premises )that were so vile that I ended up catching pneumonia from the Black mould ( One of the many kinds of mould inhabiting the premises ) that grew all over the bathroom. :o(
Posted by dottie at September 27, 2004 2:03 PM
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*lol* Loved the open letter - perhaps you could run a side business writing scathing letters. Maybe you would like write one to my previous employer who provided toilet facilities ( after many years of having no toilet on the premises )that were so vile that I ended up catching pneumonia from the Black mould ( One of the many kinds of mould inhabiting the premises ) that grew all over the bathroom. :o(
Posted by: Denise at September 28, 2004 10:37 AM